sternenwerfer suche

*sternenwerfer


Australia has banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women.

difference between stone and iPad




photos with a bend





denn Etiketten lügen wie gedruckt


- reverse image search -

how a text adventure would be played today
how a modern gamer would play a text adventure

game : remove the red stones with smiling faces
yeaaaaah!


It's not your problem when you're positioned on top of the hill, in your property that probably cost a couple of mil. But wake up and smell the coffee, the milk is going off and you're not bothered 'cause your coffers are filled.

Dear Mandy, stay away from my family.
Yours considerably angrily,
Dan Bull.


We want it all
We want it all

Your cellphone, your wallet, your time, your ideas,
no barcode - no party, no ID - no beers.

Your bankcard, your license, your thoughts, your fears,
no simcard - no disco, no photo - not here.

Your blood, your sweat, your passions, your regrets,
your profits, your time off, your fashions, your sex,
your pills, your grass, your tits, your ass,
your laughs, your balls, we want it all



Dear Sir,

I am writing to you on the behalf of the French President, Monsieur Nicolas Sarkozy.
Following the recent announcement of the World Cup play-off match between our two countries, the president has requested that you provide a VIP box for the game as he is very keen to attend.

irland and france
Yours faithfully,
Jacques Du Maurier
Directeur


Mehr Werbung geht nicht
Ursula krönt Rammstein mit dem Index